Deconstructing Political E.D.: Electile Dysfunctionality
By
Howard Richler
On
August 2nd the writ was dropped in Canada. Stephen Harper
advised Governor-General David Johnston to dissolve Parliament. Johnston then issued
a writ of election for a new Parliament and the lengthy federal election season
was underway. Actually, no writ is dropped ; writs of election are issued, and
the sense of drop is idiomatic as in “drop a line” or “drop in.” The term “drop
the writ” is a corruption of “draw up the writ” and in 2005 the CBC issued a
style memorandum to journalists advising them not to drop the drop the writ
phrase but being more colourful than the “correct” term, it has endured.
An electoral term with a surprising
origin is “riding.” Only in Canada is an electoral district referred to by this
term but we have to look to Yorkshire, England for the word's provenance. One
would suppose that the term has something to do with the verb “to ride” but
such is not the case. Until 1974, Yorkshire was divided for administrative
purposes into three ridings and the key word here is “three.” The word riding
came into English in the 15th century from Old Norse thrithjungr,
“third part” and was originally rendered in English as “trithing.”
Just as “riding” is not connected to
“ride,” the word candidate is not related to the candid nature of those seeking
office. If candidates were etymologically correct, they would wear white
clothes as the word derives from the Latin candidatus, “dressed in
white.” In ancient Rome is was the custom for those standing for election in
the Senate to don white togas probably in an attempt to convince the populace
they were as pure as snow.
Another word that only appears during
an election is “hustings,” and as we know candidates are prone to hitting them
during campaigns. The Canadian Oxford Dictionary defines “hustings” as
“The political campaigning leading up to an election, e.g., canvassing votes
and making speeches.” The word was originally rendered in the singular and
literally means “house thing” but “thing” originally had the sense of
“assembly,” and these council meetings would be called by a lord or king and
attended by his particular “house.” Over time “husting” acquired other specific
meanings such as a court of law in the Guildhall in London and a platform on
which candidates stood to address the electorate. In the 20th
century “hustings” has come to refer to the general hullabaloo created during
an election campaign.
When you cast your ballot, you might
take solace that although riding doesn't derive from ride, ballot does come
from “ball” as we borrowed the word from the Italian ballotta, “little
ball.” In days of yore, people often voted by dropping little balls into a
receptacle. Related to “ballot” is the idea that since a white ball often meant
a “yes” vote and a black ball designated a “no” vote, the term blackball came
to refer to exclusion from a club in the late 18th century.
By the way, if you believe that
politicians are crooks, it might be because you somehow intuited that
etymologically the word “Tory” is associated with thievery. According to the OED,
the original sense of Tory, “In the 17th century, {was}
one of the dispossessed Irish, who became outlaws, subsisting by plundering and
killing the English settlers and soldiers.” Lest you find this anti-Irish, you
can take small comfort from knowing that the OED points out that within
a decade the word's banditry label was extended to other races, such as
Scottish Highlanders. It quickly became a term to refer to any Irish Papist and
by the middle of the seventeenth century the word was often used by British
commentators as a synonym for “bandit.” Through a process of major political
flip-flopping over the years, this term originally referring to brigands came
to refer to those who vigorously supported the Crown.
Now that you're lexically prepared,
don't neglect to follow the dropping of the writ and vote for the candidate in
your riding by dropping the ball for the party who might be Tory, but certainly
doesn't harbour bandits ( with the possible exception of a handful of
Senators).
Howard
Richler's book Word Play: Arranged & Deranged Wit will be published
in 2016.
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